hold the phone...
I found the part we need... I think!
Maxim MAX1627 & MAX1626
I just ordered some eval samples to see if they will work. Also, they are very inexpensive, like $4.
Specs:
http://dbserv.maxim-ic.com/quick_view2.cfm?qv_pk=1236
PDF version:
http://pdfserv.maxim-ic.com/arpdf/MAX1626-MAX1627.pdf