Hmmm have you guys seen this from Salton?
http://www.canadacomputes.com/story.asp?id=9946&sb=337
"It can be used as a TV set, a computer for surfing the Internet or doing email, a DVD and CD player, FM radio, and also a home surveillance system when you add an optional video camera. The kitchen-friendly product comes in countertop and under-cabinet models. Both come with washable keyboards and remote units, as well as cable, USB, Ethernet, RJ-11, and audio in and out connectors."
dawson