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New MessageBroadband device planned (modified 0 times) Kaleid
I sent the following email to Netpliance a while back. Their reply is informative. Hang in there fellow geeks.


-----Original Message-----
From: Tim Scott
Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2000 10:57 AM
To: sales@netpliance.net
Subject: ethernet?

I would buy a netpliance that had a 10/100Base-T jack in the back, and was
able to be configured to use proxies for web and email access.


-----Original Message-----
From: John Bortscheller
Sent: Wednesday, February 02, 2000 10:00 PM
To: 'Tim Scott'
Subject: RE: ethernet?

Tim,

Stay tuned to the website. We are working on a broadband device for later
this year.

Thanks for your query,

John Bortscheller
Inside Sales Representative
Netpliance, Inc.


04-02-2000 21:14:15

New MessageRE:Broadband device planned (modified 0 times) Rootman
I suggested this to them maybe 2 or 3 months ago, they blew me off with a vague answer about not planning any type of product like this.

If they only coulda' known what a mess they were causing for themselves by not offering it faster. I bet a lot of people wouldn't of bothered with the hack.

04-03-2000 08:44:20

New MessageRE:Broadband device planned (modified 0 times) Beeblebrox
Yeah, the broadband device is something called an "I-Opener" or something. I hear it goes for $99 plus the cost of a $45 USB ethernet hookup. Watching NPLI bumble around is beginning to be like watching the Three Stooges on late night television. What a comedy of errors. I mean yipes, do they ever come close to thinking about doing something before just posting stuff on the web??

Whoa - it can do THAT?! Cool, why didn't we think of...uhhhh, okay we'll give some away to get free development labor, oh wait, uhh, yeah! We'll make it "broadband"...whatever that is, but people keep mentioning it so lets find out! Yeah, good! Hey! Maybe we can use that free developer manpower to give us all the answers! Yeah, that's it! But wait, can't have those nasty free develop-errr I mean nasty hackers getting anything out of this deal, so lets get the glue guns fired up and f--- with the IDE header! That'll put a stop to that free resear-err hacking. Oh, and did we mention it's maybe illegal? Ok, ok so it isn't...but it violates our TOS!! What TOS?? Oh, uhhhh <--post--> that one!!! We're leasing it? I thought we were selling it...huh....oh...uh yeah, we're uh leasing it and you owe us $500 because. Hey, it's right there in plain legalese! We paid somebody a good few hundred bucks to write that up overnight so it MUST be right, as are we! Droool......

[bricks start crumbling off the building]

04-03-2000 13:21:47

New MessageRE:Broadband device planned (modified 0 times) Locutus
<i>Watching NPLI bumble around is beginning to be like watching the Three
Stooges on late night television.</i><br>

Reminds me of Microsoft.

04-04-2000 21:50:05

New MessageRE:Broadband device planned (modified 0 times) Spiff_Anderson
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it would probably cost $1000, 200 a month with a 3 month minimum, and a $5000 fee if you violated their gay ass terms......

Wooohoo....you would get 4 megs of email...anything over would be deleted

html 3.2.....javascript 1.1......what's missing....vector graphics, java...etc

you can't download anything....

Turns out to be a pointless device

and yet it only costs you $6,600 cuz you forgot to plug it in one nite so that it could update itself (activate)

04-05-2000 07:37:26

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