q: Why is taking out IO's BIOS like anal sex?
a: The thing you're removing is covered in $hit.
q: Why is an I-Opener like a great sexual experience?
a: Most nerds want it very badly but haven't gotten it yet.
q: Why is agreeing to the new TOS like eating food that gives you gas?
a: You can do it anyway but you're going to pay for it later!
and another joke (off-topic):
q: A bisexual guy and a bisexual woman go into CompUSA to buy an I-opener. Which one walks out with one?
a: No one! I-openers are impossible to get no matter who you're willing to f*ck for them!
