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New MessageTop Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) Luzer Warez
an unhackable I-Opener:

10) President of Bracketville.

03-25-2000 14:38:48

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) Aelix
9) Night-light!
03-25-2000 15:44:01

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) Mechanic
8) A speed bump!
03-25-2000 16:04:08

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) waiting
(7) paint a bulls eye,take it to the pistol range
03-25-2000 16:53:00

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) noone
6) Setnet anchor, or boat anchor
03-25-2000 17:53:44

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) Demonic
5) Coffie Table
03-25-2000 18:14:20

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) huh???
4) a personal PC with a hard drive... (nothing is unhackable)
03-25-2000 19:10:19

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) H+Keller
3) Etch-a-sketch for the blind!
03-25-2000 20:08:03

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) LapTop006
(2) A great money burner

AND 1

(1) A web browsing applience ???

03-25-2000 23:54:41

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) cyrixone
(0) Add some dry erase markers and post-it notes and you have a stylish, high-tech kitchen message board!
03-27-2000 00:10:02

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) Technofusion
(-1) A backlite rolling tray.
03-30-2000 18:55:55

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) VivianC
(-2) Another waste of money for my wife to complain about.
04-01-2000 12:17:42

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) David Letter-man
-3) Y2K Compliant Dust Collector (c)2000
04-01-2000 18:51:32

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) Anonymous+Coward
(oYo) (o)(o) (Q)(o) ((o))((o)) \/\/

wonder normal peirced Pamela A. elderly
braw

The above are breasts of many kinds! I am in paradise...


...use the I(noperable Can)-Opener as a mammary gland examiner. Put a sign on it saying, "Show me your breasts. Place your breast here!"

(like the one that your wife had to place her breast on to check for cancer)

04-13-2000 00:15:09

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) friar
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If your I-Opener were black, maybe it would be a black I-Opener?
You know, as in a blackeye.
Like from a fight.

[---doing my best Andy Kaufman here, gimme a break!---]

Because if you were having a black eye you could not see...
(tears, frustration)
If you were only here it would be funny.

07-23-2000 01:48:36

New MessageRE:Top Ten Uses for (modified 0 times) bingoBoy
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Here's my best andy kaufmann impression:

ehem.

LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX! I'M NOT DEAD.

Thank you very much.

07-27-2001 11:53:24

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