I-opener vs. Bill Gate
Judge Judy: ok who speaking for I-opener
Ken: I am your honor
Judge Judy: OK so what is the problem here ?
Ken: Well we were selling $400 puters for $99 and bill Gate bought 30,000
Judge Judy: That was a dumb thing to do, but I still don't see a problem here
did you not get paid.
Ken: Yes we got paid but we lost our ass on them and on top of that there a bunch of hacker buying them too
Judge Judy: So why do think you can sue bill for buying your I-Opener
Ken: Well he only bought them to put us out of business and to make his webtv stay number one
Judge Judy: So you think that this is a unfair business
Ken: yes
Judge Judy: Ok who is speaking for Bill Gates
Bill Gates: I will speak for myself
Judge Judy: Is this true that the only reason you bought the units is to put them out of bussies
Bill Gates: OOOhhhhhh No, I bought them for the wecare dept. of webtv
Judge Judy: You bough them for what ?
Bill Gates: Well it like this We too sell a $300 unit for $99 and we have so many problem with the serves that our wecare dept is very large and we have found that most of them cant even run a webtv so we decide to replace there unit with I-opener so we modify 30,000 for this we also planning on changing out all our top manner puter with them to save on the budget "times are hard nowadays you know"
Judge Judy: Geeeeeeeee both you people are idiot
case dismiss
Ken: well can we sue the hacker ?
03-26-2000 21:35:25
RE:I-opener sue bill gates (modified 0 times)
Tony
Judge Judy: Sue the Hacker? Are they not paying either??
Ken: Oh no, they paid us too, they just arent buying our internet service.
Judge Judy: Did you tell them they had to buy the Internet service?
Ken: Well Yes, Kinda!?!
Judge Judy: What the hell does kinda mean?
Ken: Well after a bunch of them bought it, then we changed are Terms of Service so they had too.
Judge Judy: How the hell do these people become business men? Get the hell outta my court room!!!
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