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New MessageMy i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) Claude Hopper
Hi y'all, I thought I'd share my experiences hacking this i-opener thing. I never had a computer before and $99 sounded
like a good deal, so now I have a computer. There are a few problems, though.
We don't have fancy equipment here in Futbuck, or electronics stores, so I had to do the best I could with what I had. I can report
from experience, for instance, that smacking a hammer sharply on the SanDisk will disable it without the need for all this pin-lifting and stuff,
You don't need a Dremel tool for anything, those things are for sissies.
I found a lot of shortcuts y'all may not have thought of. First of all, you don't need a Torx screwdriver, any old screwdriver will work. Just stick it in and pry
until you hear a loud popping sound.
I couldn't figure out how the power switch worked so I attached a wall-type light switch to the thing. I had to remove the modem to make
room for it but I don't have a phone anyway. I can report that tin snips work real well for making modifications in the plastic case.
I don't have a radio anyway so I just removed the RF shield and used it to patch a hole in the roof. Bet no one else thought of THAT one.
Eventually I found that all the mods I wanted to make wouldn't fit, so I made a wooden box out of 2X4's and mounted it in that. Now there's plenty of room,
and mounting the i-opener where you want it is a snap with a simple nail and hammer.
I don't have a heat gun or hair dryer (or hair, for that matter) so I used an acetylene torch to heat the epoxy on the BIOS chip. It worked like
a charm. Unfortunately it seems to have burned a hole through the flimsy circuit board, and all those little resistor-things kind of floated
down to one corner of the board. I can foresee that this may become a problem.
Now the only problem I have is that the dang thing won't boot. I took it down to get my money back but they laughed at me. Can anyone help?
06-19-2000 09:47:56

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) give up
Man you are no where near funny but you are dull and boring.
06-19-2000 18:35:37

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) no sense of humor
Oh very good, give it up. Like THAT was entertaining.

Shut up.

06-21-2000 13:21:51

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) sundog
OK that's it. When you can't even post in the HUMOR section without getting flamed, this board is officially too corrupted to go on. I'm out of here.

GiveUp, you are an immature little prick with personality problems. Go give THAT some attention, you appear to have too much time on your hands.

06-21-2000 13:28:08

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) You'll Be Missed
So you came back to check on your "gem" and got upset. I'm not your mom I don't have to tell you your crap is good.
Truth is you are not funny and you should thank people like me who will spare you future embarrassment when most won't tell you that you are a bore.
Good by you won't be missed.
06-24-2000 16:40:40

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) GcCougar
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well i though it was kinda funny
08-29-2000 17:13:05

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) Laird
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Actually, it was QUITE funny. But only to those over 14... Someone *kick* the script kiddies.
11-10-2000 07:54:03

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) nikkelitous
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It is funny. Maybe not hllarious. don't bad-mouth people who try.
03-08-2001 15:02:58

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) friar
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Hey, I think I just came up with a great way to rotate the screen to portrait view! The plates rivetted to the RF shield that the stand screws into are steel. What I have done is to construct a powerful electromagnet that grips the IO in any position! Now, all we need to do is to flip this switch here, and we'll....................................(transmission lost at this point)
04-15-2001 11:47:05

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) spec
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I thought it was pretty damn funny actually. Especially the thing about torx, *remembers finding torx screw driver to get nifty magnets from HD*
-=Spec=-
01-26-2002 19:34:03

New MessageRE:My i-opener hacks (modified 0 times) Robot
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Claude thanks for the laughs. I like your style in performing upgrades. I would like to share my computer upgrade website:

http://www.sheldon.com/shotgun

This site showns PC upgrades, and several other fun activities.
Claude, download and play the videos and let me know how you liked them.

Robot

03-10-2002 21:09:17

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