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New MessageHow to keep your I-Opener from getting stolen (modified 0 times) friar
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Worried that after all the time and effort spent hacking your IO that it might get stolen? Well here's some helpful tips! Get a large diaper bag to carry your I-Opener around. No one in the world would think of rummaging around in there (used diapers optional)! And if you have to walk through a bad part of town just pee your pants, and skip gleefully like you don't have a care in the world! (credits to Steve Martin)
09-30-2000 22:25:37

New MessageRE:How to keep your I-Opener from getting stolen (modified 0 times) friar
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Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? Why doesn't someone make a sticker to go on your I-Opener that would say something like:

"Warning! Theft of this device
requires user to agree to abide
by our Terms Of Service Agreement."

That'll stop 'em!

10-01-2000 00:33:46

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