I know I saw an auction like this once:
"I-Opener for sale
Original and hard to find version 1 model (collectors take note!)
Unit is in original pristine condition except for 44 cal. hole through screen and board.
Some of the traces accidently were scraped/lifted off when I was hacking it, but if you're good with a soldering gun, or better with an acetylene torch than I am you might be able to fix it.
Unit has been carefully stored on top of the big transformer behind my mobile home, except for when it was used for a while in my bathroom to catch the wax from numerous scented candles, but I since have melted all the wax off the board. My wife's really mad 'cause of the mess in our oven, but then what do most women know about hacking, right?
Other than that its, well, hey it's an I-Opener!
Netpliance has now raised the price on these to $499, but you can get this one reel cheap!
I have a reserve price of $120 on this auction just to protect my original investment."
And the 'piece de resistance':
The bidding is already up to $190!