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The I-Opener Haiku Contest !!!
Post the best IO haiku and win meaningless points!

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I have uncovered a glaring omission in the I-Opener community, that there is no place for budding IO hacker haiku artists to be 'discovered'! So submit your best haiku about the I-Opener here!

Here's some of mine to get the ball rolling:

Netpliance IO
Strange name for a computer
Where's my escape key?

Unscrew %$#!& Torx screws
scrape off goo to change the chip
V3 IO blues

It's too big, she said
trying to fit my hard drive
in such a small space

Now I'm going blind
soldering, desoldering
smoke is in my eyes

Now it will not boot
I'm going back to square one
Maybe I can sell it?

10-01-2000 02:42:29

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