I don't know if you've noticed, but vacations sure seem to stress people out. Why, just the other day a neighbor of mine went on vacation and I agreed to watch his house for him while he was away. It was relaxing, using his jacuzzi, using his nifty I-Opener. I thought, he's really going to appreciate how I've taken such good care of his place that he probably won't mind missing a few brews from the fridge. Incidently, don't worry about responding to my previous post here asking how to get beer and chlorine residual out of an I-Opener, because I came up with a solution. I took it with me in his shower and washed it thoroughly.
When he came back he looked so stressed out I thought he was going to have a stroke or something. I wanted to offer him a beer from the fridge and suggest we relax in the jacuzzi, but it seemed to be the wrong time. Oh, and he's out of beer, too. Jeez, chill out, man. | |
