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You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) BadFlash Profile | Email I think this has great potential as yet unexplored: You MIGHT be a HACKER if: You have more computers up on blocks than you do cars. You lost the sides to your computer case and the cat has claimed one as it's home... Your kid says he needs a computer, you rummage through the closet and make one from parts found there... 07-13-2001 10:51:56

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) old_dog Profile Ouch! That apple fell pretty close to the tree! You might be a Hacker wannabee if you day dream about how great it would be if you had an EE and knew more about suface mount technology. You might be a hacker if you take apart a new piece of hardware in the box it was shipped in. 08-02-2001 11:20:20

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) tinkerer Profile You might be a hacker if all your household utilities and systems go down when the computer crashes. 08-11-2001 00:34:24

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) friar Profile You might be a sysadmin if you're all over your kids to 'defrag' their bedrooms. 08-22-2001 05:22:20

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) tinkerer Profile You might be a Linux developer if your auto mechanic taps into the ECU in your car and a penguin pops up on his screen. 08-27-2001 23:46:18

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) friar Profile You might be a hacker if: --you are spending a life term in prison with no possibility of parole. Humor Watch: Still no sign of my sense of humor, still looking. 09-26-2001 21:43:19

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) bmann Profile That's a 'cracker' not a 'hacker' 03-15-2002 10:57:43

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) bachrach Profile | Email I think it was Poulsen who said: Youe kid might be a hacker if he takes apart the toy robot you bought him for christmas. If he made it run better, then you *know* he is. 06-30-2002 18:14:14

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) positivesale_linux Profile ..if you have more than 4 systems potentially running but not actually running presently 03-21-2005 14:46:07

RE:You might be a Hacker IF: (modified 0 times) D4nnone Profile You might be a hacker if you acctualy read down this far You might be a hacker wannabe if you still are learning your first programming language. :p to live without a computer is to die 01-25-2006 21:13:18

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