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Iopener makes a new model that's TOTALLY UNHACKABLE!

New MessageIopener makes a new model that's TOTALLY UNHACKABLE! (modified 0 times) Rootman
Dateline 4/20/00 Rooters News Bulleten

The Netpliance corp. (NPLI, NASDAQ) recently formed an alliance with the Ohio Art company in an effort to stave off the efforts of Linux hackers in their effort to buy Iopeners and actually make a useful machine out of them. The new Internet appliance is dubbed "Etch-A-Opener" and features a unique control device consisting of two round knobs, the user simply twists the knobs and creates the web content on the fly. Due to recent losses in their previous product NPLI is attempting to recoup some of the loss with this one. The product is expected to be availiable at most major retail stores such as Wal-Mart and Kmart and is set to be priced at $299.00. This appliance will have the restriction of being only availiable with a strict 5 year Terms Of Service (TOS) agreement, if the party ops to cancel the service they will be billed immediatly for $999 cancellation fee. NPLI hopes to regain some ground lost in the value of their stock with this move.

Jethro Bodine, spokesman for NPLI said in a recent announcement, "Now let's see 'em hack thisun."

No comment has been issued from the Linux/Hacker community yet. Investors seem to be holding back awaiting response to this new product. NPLI president M. Mouse issued a statement stating the "NPLI is back with a vengence". It is unclear what is meant by the statement.

Stay tuned for more.

04-20-2000 08:43:55

New MessageRE:Iopener makes a new model that's TOTALLY UNHACKABLE! (modified 0 times) Tackhead
The Path of Most Resistance:

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04-21-2000 17:01:06

New MessageRE:Iopener makes a new model that's TOTALLY UNHACKABLE! (modified 0 times) Rootman
Your meaning of your response escapes me . . .
06-02-2000 07:16:01

New MessageRE:Iopener makes a new model that's TOTALLY UNHACKABLE! (modified 0 times) Doh!
NPLI is taking the path of most resistance. ie: banging heads with hackers.
06-02-2000 14:32:52

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