Well mrsex you are at the wrong place.
The only web site I know of is http://www.monster.com and get a better paying job, work hard at your new job and set up direct depoist into your checking account from your paycheck then you can pretend to "steal" your own bank account.
If you do it any other way, like for example; steal money from MY bank account, then I would have no other choice than to hunt you down and beat you with a stick like the dog your are!!
Nothing is free in the world, not even Linux. You pay for it one way or another!