Here a story of a Internet toy --here a story of John Q. Public
Well one day John went to the store and look at a "puter" seen he wanted to E-Mail people he knew. Well john did not want to pay a lot so he look at a e-machine it was 400 with a printer and a scanner. after a 400 rebate for using aol or msn . but John wanted to check out a new thing he heard about call a I-opener. before he decided anything. So he called them up got there best sale lady. She told him how e-z it was to run. and that he could see about half of the website out there " take away java mp3 g2 audio and up heck she said I cant even hear a mid that on one site but it easy to run. Well he said how much does it cost she said $399 plus sev. of $21.95 every 30 days and plus shipping .He ask dose that come with a printer she said no that another $99. but it easy to run. He said ok here is my C-Card Number mail it to me. She said No No No it don"t work like that. you order today then on Oct 1st or later like the webpage said we mail it to you. Also just for fun read our Tos. he said I cant read anything I don't have a "puter" she said yea I know but you think we are mix up on this you should hear what I have to tell the stock holders
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I would have put this in the joe area but it no joke
07-08-2000 11:52:53
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